S T A T I C

Stop Rokkasho

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 13:59:47 -0700

By Team 6 + Ryoichi Kurokawa.

Video promoting stop-rokkasho.com. Rokkasho is where Japan plans to open a nuclear-fuel waste reprocessing plant. This is a protest against those plans.

I'm just a big fan of the video and audio stylings.

uhhh webcam?

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 13:44:31 -0700

wideyedmonkeylips

static.ID

Fri, 16 Mar 2007 18:14:27 -0700

cropped ID-version of "Prosperity"

Prosperity.

Fri, 16 Mar 2007 17:55:17 -0700

v2 of Peace/Prosperity duo series progression. and stuff.

Unstained

Sun, 11 Mar 2007 20:18:53 -0700

Hurriedly-done self portrait from over a year ago. Why I haven't done one since is beyond me.

The Overstate By Wits no.4

Sat, 03 May 2008 01:59:51 -0700

More spam. Got it all from 1 email, just picked a few choice phrases out and arranged them at will.

A Call for Spam

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:39:58 -0700

I never have enough quality spam resources, so I'd like you to help me out with that! If you have any spam content you think is at all useful, interesting, or funny in any way please send it my way. You can forward the whole email to me, send segments of special interest, heck even sign me up with these quality spammers if you can. This email is for my spam collecting purposes only.

patternsinthespam@gmail.com

Thanks!
(I'll even credit you if I use your spam finds!)

The Overstate By Wits no.3

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:11:34 -0700

Number 3. These sentences were, in fact, taken word-for-word from a single block of spam prose I found.

The Overstate By Wits no.2

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:04:59 -0700

Number 2. More phrases taken straight out of spam messages. Click the pic to see full view.

The Overstate By Wits no.1

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:53:37 -0700

Trying my hand at a comic. Using only text found in spam emails. You can see this progression of text in a post I made a couple down from here.

Guns, That Double Bridal Day

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:04:03 -0800

Out! He whispered hoarsely. She ain't dead yet. Her husband secretly as had been asserted, surely a flea. Joe can lick him with one hand, can't was i with shock and the burning pain, back again hold of a real womans frock from somewhere and for herself, married her and made of her a lady to lose southern persia we must push the railway fragments were holmes rubbed his hands. This is people ancient cave dwellers, once the neighbours tell him to bring his surgical instruments also,.

[saved from Spam]

Thanks to Trent Edwards for this find!

He Will Bring You Good Luck!

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:27:29 -0800

OMG things are so much better.

I am feeling pretty good right now.

I hope you will be as fortunate as I.

I hope I also feel better like you do.

Thank God I didnt listen.

[saved from Spam]

Two Capital Letters

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:51:51 -0800

Hillary Clinton mah gurl

easy setup fussing

Beautifully left-wing

really dontgt care. User

I know that the results are wrong.

[saved from spam]

One word.

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:13:22 -0800

All I could think was one word. When my biological mother sat me down in my diaper pail, and I screamed my head off.

All I could think was one word.

[saved from spam]

Articles I II III IV [a beginning]

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:47:41 -0700

I. Jet Engine

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Lonely as the Sound of Lying On the Ground of An Airplane Going Down

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:47:41 -0700

"In pattern recognition, features are the individual measurable heuristic properties of the phenomena being observed. Choosing discriminating and independent features is key to any pattern recognition algorithm being successful in classification.

Features are usually numeric, but structural features such as strings and graphs are used in syntactic pattern recognition.

While different areas of pattern recognition obviously have different features, once the features are decided, they are classified by a much smaller set of algorithms. These include nearest neighbor classification in multiple dimensions, neural networks or statistical techniques such as Bayesian approaches."

[ref]

Everything is random.
Everything is sorted.

It's Warm.

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:47:40 -0700

It's warm
He said.

As unraveled as a guitar loop
Endlessly reverberating in the straight bright morning.
Shades of fleshy leaves without twitch.
Without a thought of
-And that delightful softness of being-
Nothingness.
The kick drum hits.
Awash in blending slender seaweed glitterings.
A pattern, a groove, a line you know is
Fitting.
Chaos versus the little whisper of light touching his cheekbone.

Very warm
He said.

And smiled inwardly.

Sometimes...

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 18:27:38 -0700

...I can feel it settling over my shoulders, resting on my thoughts, warming my neck, tickling my nostrils, weighing on my skull from the inside. I close my eyes and feel the wordless phenomenon. And wonder.