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The Day I Got My Toe-Nail Ripped Off At Jenna's House (aka the best blog EVER) MUST READ!
The other day me and Jola (Jenna) took a joyous walk on the beach to get to the extrodinary unknowns which lied just behind the corner that no one had ever dared to walk beyond. We took this walk so full of anticipation, excitment, and properly secured toe nails. …
Sarah Silverman 4 President!
Usually i dont write out or express my feelings in blogs unless they are notifying the public about potential street corner loiterers. But i thought i would write about a new topic...something that actually could be done....and i praise one dumbass comedian named …
The Liar Herself
You know how when you see someone on the outside and its totally different than what that person might consider their self? Well this is a perfect example of that.....Someone leading others on to think and display yourself as what your not. So heres to you, Trista …
Interpretation of an ICE CUBE
This is me and Jenna's interpritation of a poem the whore wrote me last summer, it was actually very similar to this. BOOYAKAHSHA!!!!!
ICE CUBE
Ice Cuuuube!
Runnin' down my back!
Where have you GOOOOOONE??
I thought we were friends but you left me when I …
Guide to Insulting a dumb-ass
1. When you start talking, I want to take this pencil, stick it into my own eye, swirl it around real good, and then die a million times.
2. No balls! (that one went out to you Jenna)
3. I'd like to go hunting with you sometime....(evil grin)
4 "You are dumber …
Son of a COUGAR
If you don't have friends and everyone makes fun of you....go find some friends. Somewhere. Even if you have to result to the internet. You shouldn't result to going after guys that are 4 years older then you (cough) sounds (cough) like a whore (cough) that I know. …
My Excuse For A Poem
Kissed with a drop of fault
Powerless
Paralyzed
Just embrace the feeling
Fall to the ground
Feel the suspence
Grasp the thrill in your hands
The life in this feeling holds you captive and still
It drains away the significant small that is left of you
Yet …
10 ways to defeat a WHORE
*me and my friend wrote this in honor of a whore named TRISTA HALL she smokes crack and does it with anything that moves.
1. When doing her famous "Trista Boob Thrust" (shoves her chest at random guys when saying hi) grab the nearest machete and stab into her …
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