January 2008
JanuaryJan 27 Sunday 08
My notes on a vocal story of myself...
I've shied away from this for some time now. Can I be blamed that I didn't desire to have my change of mind and perception be the topic of conversation. "Did you hear the news about Matt," One will say. "Yes I did. How can he not believe in God anymore," The other will …
JanuaryJan 22 Tuesday 08
Punched in the brain!
My brain is like Little Mac not knowing how to take down King Hippo, I've been taking a beating as of late. My days are filled with learning another language, while the rest of the day is filled with equation and being graded on if I can make an essay boring to read. My …
JanuaryJan 11 Friday 08
It's just like starting over.
Trying to get your writing published for the first time is much like the process of trying to get laid for the first time. Wait not like it, it's exactly like it- like a doppelganger with a different tick. When you were young, the nervousness of asking someone on what …
JanuaryJan 5 Saturday 08
For The Safty Of The Citizens...
For Immediate Release:
From The Council For Citizen Safety During Debauchery (CCSDD)
:Add this message to all napkins within bars and other drinking establishments:
Ladies,
Don't trust a man who disregards the top 3 buttons of his collard shirt.