I have a story in the new issue of Lamination Colony.

Believe it. Receive it. This issue as a conglomerate whole is rescission proof like alcohol. Print out the stories and words that haunt you, delight you, excite you, and make you want to ride a snowman into hell. You can put that printed goldness in peoples stockings. There you go, x-mas shopping is all done. Once again, thank you internet.

The story I have honored enough to be in this double issue of Lamination Colony is the only story I have written (so far) that I can go back and read without thinking of what I could have done better, what I should have taken out, and what I should watered so it could grow into a giant. "Success Begins With Placing an Order" is something I re-read with the same tethering excitement I read any short story with.