HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN BRITTANY SPEARS

While searching for work as a musician and songwriter, I came across
this ad.

This ad is real. I did not make it up. Below is the entire ad
verbatim

Check it out and then read my follow up commentary:

We need a songwriter to write some songs for one of our …

......IT SOUNDS GOOD........BUT DOES THAT MAKE IT GOOD?

Part of what is wrong with so much of the music being played on the
radio today, is that it sounds great.

Seriously.

I hear this all the time. I ask someone what they think of a song
that is playing on the radio. They listen for a second and say "It
sounds …