Colbert outs McCain

We already knew Palin was a lizard alien.

Now Colbert has confirmed that McCain is a lizard alien too!

Keep talking Sarah...

Looks like Gov. Palin agrees more with Obama than McCain as far as whether or not we should strike at known terrorists hiding out in Pakistan. If McCain's campaign has to do damage control after she makes a cheesesteak run, I can't wait to see what happens after her …

Party like it's 1692

Gee, maybe Sarah Palin can bring back Witch Trials and boldly lead us into the 18th century!

REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

From: Minister of the Treasury Paulson

Subject: REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship
with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the …

The Palin bounce...

appears to be fading already. Good news but it's still close and a lead in the polls (even the exit polls) doesn't seem to mean much anymore lately.

Health care...

OK, I don't completely agree with Obama's health care plan, but McCain's plan scares me and should scare anyone who isn't independently wealthy. According to EPI, Obama's plan would cost $1.6 trillion (yikes!) but McCain's plan would cost almost as much, $1.3 trillion. …

The biggest Alaskan rally EVAR...

... was anti-Palin!

Lots more pics, a video and commentary here.

Small Town Values...

Seems like the people being interviewed love small-town values, but just can't quite define what they are.

Maybe we should ask Palin if those small-town values include Wasilla Thunderfuck and meth.

V

Decent American, Rested Traveler, you guys called it.

She is a lizard alien from V.

Lipstick on a pig '08

From TalkingPointsMemo

This just in...

E-voting still not secure.

Don't worry about the polls (yet)

OK, so Palin is a dim bulb, but this blogger definitely has a point.

Which is scarier?

Palin or her supporters?

My vote

still goes to Jon Stewart...

Obama

If Obama wants my vote, all he has to do is promise that all the law-breakers in the current administration will be prosecuted.

Palin for Alaskan secession

Appears that Gov. Palin belonged (belongs?) to a party called the Alaskan Independence Party, which deems "members of the lunatic right John Birch Society 'too damn liberal'."

Here's a video from an AIP meeting where it's acknowledged that she was a member.

And …

another moron for VP

When Palin was running for governor, all the candidates were sent a questionnaire... gotta love this Q&A

11. Are you offended by the phrase "Under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance? Why or why not?

SP: Not on your life. If it was good enough for the founding …