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    <description><![CDATA[My name is Nate, and I just so happen to be in my early twenties.
Twenty to be exact.

I call the Southeast of Australia my home.
Melbourne, Victoria for the geographically challenged - not by choice, but circumstance.

I have a beautiful twenty-two year-old girlfriend, Naomi.
Unfortunately, she lives two states away - in Brisbane, Queensland.
I'll be there soon.

I am what some may call a geek, with operative word being 'Geek' rather than 'Nerd'.
I believe there is a distinct difference between the two. While both may be considered knowledgeable, one may be considered a little more suave in a natural environment.

My interests lie in technology, computers, the internet, graphic design, web design.

I'm also quite fond of raving, and all that comes with it.
Except of course, for GHB.

I've been nicknamed "Happy Feet" because of my shuffling whenever any Electronica & Dance came on at the pub. Raving is my thing, I absolutely love it.

There was nothing better than <a href="http://www.bassaustralia.com.au" target="_blank">Bass</a> at The Palais, St Kilda!

I'm a graphic designer. Well, atleast I like to think I am.
I have no formal qualifications, and I don't actually have a job as a graphic designer.
But I love it none the less.

But I plan to go study at <a href="http://www.shillingtoncollege.com.au" target="_blank">Shillington College</a>, in Melbourne (or Brisbane).
To get myself an awesome qualification as a Graphic Designer.

In the mean time, I work in the family business, <a href="http://www.crittercomfort.com.au" target="_blank">Critter Comfort Pet Products</a>.
Doing all sorts of shit from production to management.

But once I become formally qualified, I'll find work at a Graphic Design firm.
And become an entrepreneur, and start my own little venture.

Never the less, I am, and always will be, a uGeeka.]]></description>
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      <title>Learning CSS</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[For the last few years I've been getting into graphic design and web design.

I've created a few basic websites and such. Only is it now that I'm starting to really understand the importance of correct CSS. And starting to use it when coding sites/myspace layouts.

Looking over the CSS and coding of Virb Styles confuses the shit out of me. I don't know what to do, and where to start learning what to bloody well do.

I've started working on a layout for Virb, I've designed it. I know very well what I want it to look like, but I'm pretty well stuck from here on out.

Someone help :(
lol]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:03:23 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>You know you're Australian when..</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch.

2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks.

3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake.

4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger.

5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot, someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something.

4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc.

5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Australia" like "Strayla" and that's ok.

6. You know that there is a universal place called "woop woop" located in the middle of nowhere... no matter where you actually are.

7. You know that while we call our friends 'mates', we don't use terms like 'sheilas' and 'shrimp on the barbie', contrary to popular belief.

8. You know that none of us actually drink Fosters beer because it tastes like shit. But we let the world think we do. Because we can.

9. You know that if a man has sex with another man, he's a homosexual, and (until recently), a criminal in Tasmania.

10. You resent people who succeed over others- everyone should do the same thing, so we all get a "fair go"; a kind of 'American-dream' in reverse. This is why we actively like not liking Americans.

11. You've seen Gallipoli, Crocodile Dundee, Young Einstein, Muriel's Wedding, The Castle, Priscilla, Beneath Clouds, Strictly Ballroom, 40,000 Horsemen, and maybe even Wolf Creek.

12. It makes you happy when someone in Hollywood is actually Australian... Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, Russel Crowe, Cate Blanchett, Baz Lurham, Elle MacPherson, Olivia Newton-John, Midnight Oil, AC/DC, INXS, Greg Norman, Cathy Freeman, Dawn Fraser, Pat Rafter, Ian Thorpe...

13. One word: Skippy.

14. You know that Sydney 2000 was one of our proudest moments in history. We just f...g rock.

15. You know that you are not going to die of cholera or other Third World diseases.

16. You know our country has never been conquered by a foreign nation (you don't count 1788).

17. We know that the Metric system will always be better than anything inches, feet, pounds and Fahrenheit will ever offer

18. You drive on the 'left-hand side' of the road.

19. If you're a pedestrian and cars are stopped at a red light, you will fearlessly cross the street in front of them. 'Hit and runs' just aren't cricket because Aussies stick together.

20. You think of Australia as being somewhat out of place within the Asia-Pacific region; surrounded by unstable ex-colonial nations who regard you as racist, imperialist, and unfairly wealthy.

21. You know that New Zealanders are basically our naive country cousins, who have a weird fush-and-chups accent, and for some bizarre reason, think that they invented pavlova. They are to be pitied and laughed at. They have no hope of gaining the upper hand in the endless sporting rivalry between our two nations.

22. You know that you can't eat Fantales alone... Otherwise who will you play the 'Who am I...' game with when you're reading the wrapper?

23. You know that Sydney should be the capital because Canberra is a hole. *This goes to prove 23. was written by a Sydneysider, although all Aussies except Canberrians think Canberra is a hole!

24. You know that Americans think we're all Steve Irwin clones, and crickey, they couldn't be more wrong.

25. You know that Lawyers wear wigs and gowns. And we make it look good.

26. You have some time in your life slept with Aeroguard on in the summer. Maybe even as perfume.

27. You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread... and actually grow to like it. You've also squeeze Vegemite through Vita Wheats to make little Vegemite worms.

28. You believe that democracy means the freedom to draw caricatures of good ol' Johnny Howard

29. You think footballers dressing up in drag on TV is funny (but your son being gay isn't).

30. You have the ability to compress several words into one - ie 'g'day' and 'd'reckn?'. This allows more space for profanities.

31. You've ever used the words - tops, ripper, sick, mad, rad, sweet - to mean good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you REALLY mean it.

32. You know that the barbeque is a political arena; the person holding the tongs is always the boss and usually a man, and women make the salad.

33. The private lives of footy and cricket players become more important than local and national news stories.

34. You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not.

35. You know what fairy bread tastes like, and you can't imagine your childhood without it.

36. You know the first verse to the national anthem, but still don't know what "girt" means, and you're ok with that.

37. You've drunk your tea/coffee/Milo through a Tim Tam.

38. You know that backyard cricket is a nice way to bond with family and the rubbish bin. And the 'one bounce, one hand' rule always applies.

39. You know that we are home to the just about all of the world's deadliest of animals. That's why if anybody messes with us we'll get some funnel webs on their asses.

40. You see people walking bare-foot on the sidewalk and don't scorn.... because you're doing it too.

41. You know what trop-fest is and it makes you happy.

42. Sausage rolls and meat pies. End of story.

43. You firmly believe that in the end, everything will be ok and have offered advice that included the words, "she'll be right, mate".

44. You have a story that somehow involves an excessive consumption of goon... but you can't remember.

45. You own a Bond's chesty. In several different colours.

46. You've ordered a steak the size as your head and only paid $5 at your local RSL.

47. You know that Italy should never have been granted that fateful kick in the 2006 Soccer World Cup.

48. You know how to slip, slop, slap like it's nobody's business.

49. You've heard the Prime Minister dismiss anyone who disagrees with him simply as 'un-Australian', and that's enough to make us sit down and shut up.

50. You know that the value of a public holiday is measured in terms of alcohol. God bless the Queen and her 4-day birthday.

<b>And right now you feel bloody awesome.</b>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:53:56 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>What it means to be Australian..</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION... In ONE year!

142 Aussies were injured by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Aussies were injured by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
8 Aussies had serious burns trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

and finally...

In 2000, eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

<b>PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN!</a>]]></description>
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      <title>Virb Style/Layout</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I'd love to know how to make a completely custom Virb layout.

Sure, I can design it just like I would a website, but I have absolutely no idea how to do all of the coding and so forth to make it compatible with virb.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:40:35 -0800</pubDate>
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