The funniest thing ever.

mmmm.

I'm the JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

I'm the JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

Nothing fails to impress like a well run bureaucracy

Here's how many steps it takes to get out of China: First, you have to fill out a departure card with your name, address, gender, address in china, passport number and reason for visiting. Then you must fill out a customs declaration form, even if you don't have …

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Something new! >> Aurore

It's been a while. I thought I'd share a new track.Hi. I've been busy. My girlfriend and I spent the summer camping, talking, dancing and sleeping late on Saturdays. Something had to give, mostly my music, although I eked out a few half-finished ideas despite myself. …

hiphopapotamus.

hiphopapotamus.

my missing harddrive

About 5 days ago, I "lost" my harddrive. The icon disappeared from the desktop and the finder. A three hour quest to solve the problem led me to this article, which describes my problem exactly.  Oddly, I had Path Finder installed, but the demo had expired.  I did a …

China.com

After trying to get myself sent for almost a decade, I'm finally going to China on Friday for a week. I get almost a whole day in Hong Kong to wander around and soak up the city before we take the ferry to Zhongshan on the mainland, then possibly up to Beijing.

greetings from hong kong

hi.i lost a day crossing the dateline, which they tell me i can have back when i return home.

greetings from zhongshan

pronounced "jongsan" or "zhongshawn" or "dzongshawn" depending on who you ask, and whether or not you listen to both the chinese and english translations on the video they played on the ferry ride over from hong kong. i'm about and hour and a half from hong kong, on the …

dennis

dennis is our driver. one of our hosts, nathan, found him at the ferry terminal looking for fares. he approached nathan saying, "petrol is expensive, but i will give you a good price." in contrast, our own experience of finding a ride from the ferry to the hotel …

i went to china and all i got was this lousy diarrhea

It was the watermelon.

im yr country, fotografing yr sights

i hate being a tourist.

beijing

tianjin is a big city by any standard. with a population of 10.2 million, it stands as china's 3rd largest city. but beijing weighs in at the number one spot with a reported 15 million people (our hosts claimed this number to be closer to 20 million--the census data …