Uncle Jaco
Buffalo, NY
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Uncle Jaco was born in 1924 in Buffalo, NY. His love for music first began when he became the Prom Queen at the Pan-American Exposition.He smoked crack rocks for breakfast and shot two babies a day. He then ate bunnies and had sex with donkeys. Uncle Jaco shot Abraham Lincoln and went on the run and while in the car, he heard music. He liked it. He drove to L.A. and everybody forgot about him. Uncle Jaco grew famous in the streets of L.A. by making the hottest beats known to man. One day, while performing, Uncle Jaco was visited by a record label big guy and was offered a recording deal. Uncle Jaco said no and then agreed and released 26 albums, which, unfortunately, were only hits in Sweden. After those long six monthes of making albums, Uncle Jaco took some time off and while doing so, met up with a rising band, The Gnar Shredders. They all went out to Jamaica for a year and learned Chinese. "Ni Hao Ma!" was the only thing that Uncle Jaco could say, which, at the time, meant "I fucked your grandma" but it now mean "Hello, how are you?" The language had to be completely recreated just because the three of them learned it. This made Uncle jaco very angry. So he built a church and praised himself and then killed a sheep everyday. Uncle Jaco asked himself why the world was so cruel and he told himself that it was just the way the world works. It gives you shit and you have to flush the toilet. Uncle Jaco came to terms with his life and he moved back to Jamaica with the Gnar Shredders. The three of them became great friends and moved to Mexico where nothing happened. Then they realised that they were all musicians and they talked about music for a good ten minutes. Uncle Jaco eventually became their official beatmaster and the rest was history...
Also, check out Uncle Jaco's myspace at www.myspace.com/unclejaco and if the videos do not work correctly on your computer, you can watch them all at www.unclejacovideos.blogspot.com
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May 1, 2007
Hello!
My name is Uncle Jaco. I recently created this site for myself and I'm very happy that I did. I have a chance to share videos, songs and a blog all on one site. If you haven't already, I would greatly appreciate it if you watched my videos. I am currently unable to get …
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