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About
Founded in 1992 as an anti-Dukakis pamphlet--troubling both in its rich, personal scorn, perhaps trumped in the unexplainably anachronistic timing--Veneer has been in the third or fifth tier of shoestring DIY publications for two decades: twenty years of unabashed, almost humiliating neo-conservatism and a bizarrely vigilant push for an all out repeal of the nineteenth amendment. I'm not entirely sure what contempt for Woman's suffrage has to do with the San Jose Sharks, but by '96 coverage extended largely to the NHL. What's funny is that most of the listed statistics and scores were often just wrong. At the time of this writing, and the best of my admittedly limited--but still pretty good--knowledge, I'm not sure a team called [the] Redding Spiderdudes has ever existed, let alone won the Stanley Cup three hundred times. That doesn't even make sense.
Now entering the second half of these 2000s, the all but ignored rag--edited solely by Erin "Yes, the yutz who got court marshaled for pretending to be a marine in an almost accurately 'retarded' attempt to get free Sting tickets" Jamminson--has attempted an image makeover of sorts, trading brazen "life begins at conception" moxie for a more serene--and ironically enough, somewhat creepier--form of hard right politics. Remember, this is the guy who wrote a 7800-word essay for Parade Magazine on changing New Hampshire's motto to "Live Free and Kill." Then he suggested the same for Maryland. Then Honduras. You get the point.
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Hello, you can now purchase the first issue of the magazine here.
Also, we are having an official release party here. (It already happened; we are healing.)
Also, FlickrBlockrs!
Also, The Business of Utopia
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Flint Jamison
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Alex Mahan
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Bethany Gumper
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Luke Fischbeck
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Ryan Hoercher
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Azure Akamay
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Jona Bechtolt
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posted Aug 28
Happy Veneer Day!
posted Jul 17
"We all admire the spangled acrobat with classical grace meticulously walking his tight rope in the talcum light; but how much rarer art there is in the sagging rope expert wearing scarecrow clothes and impersonating a grotesque drunk! I should know." Thank you for your friendship! Musical greetings from Munich/Germany!
posted Jul 6
i appreciate you adding me to your friends list too. it is great to be internet friends with you. i am in spain. i have not seen you for too long. i would love to talk to you sometime. tour is pretty cool, although exhausting and not that beneficial financially. i have been thinking of returning home so so often. i cannot convince myself that this is what i should be doing, so i am trying to just enjoy doing it anyway. i am pretty convinced that "bad is the new good" like how in the 90
posted Jun 15
is it here yet??
posted Jun 4
WHERE IS BASKERVILLE?
posted May 29
thanks for the ad!
posted May 18
EXCELLENT VARIETY OF CONTENT!
posted Apr 25
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posted Apr 19
wow. sweet video.
posted Mar 29
thank you for add, buddy. also, thank you for agreeing to meet me later tonight for the exchange.
posted Mar 17
Hi! I just uploaded a new comp to the "Project Management Site". You know where to look. Love, Alan
posted Mar 15
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posted Jan 25