do you know is mixed into your salad-preferential salad?? it's fun to figure out what is in your very own (supermarket) salad of choice....like, things that close friends wouldn't want to put into their salad. today i made a salad with dark green and purple lettuce, two pieces of slender-sliced chicken, green bell peppers, sweet onions, celery halfmoons, shredded radish and carrot, imitation crabmeat, feta cheese, chopped red beets, black olives, three green olives, a few cubed ham, a stuffed grapeleaf(ve?), seafood pasta salad, and roasted red peppers. like, i can only image what is in pat's salad (like, banana peppers, jalapeño peppers, hot sauce, lettuce, feta cheese, cooked peanuts), or erin's (a tidy salad), or dave's (a salad spilling out of the container), or dan's salad (christ, idk, steak and potato wedges on top of a salad), or isac's (dressed with oil and vinegar, mediterranean).

shit, look at what i just learned at wikipedia. Lactucarium (or "Lettuce Opium") is a mild opiate-like substance that is contained in all types of lettuce and both the Romans, and Egyptians took advantage of this property eating lettuce at the end of a meal to induce sleep.

ive been eating this salad for forty-five minutes.

ilearn more about your own individualize (salad) preferences, learn from introspection, and learn more about your humor (and why you think is funny).