/// Voix_Amortie.
23 years old
Hartwell, GA
Male
About
Okay, so about me...
I was born in New Jersey.
I have 7 legs, but 5 of them don't exist.
That's right, I have a bagina.
I clean it daily.
I named her Pearl.
When I touch it, I say I'm "polishing my pearl".
I grow very sad facial hair.
I was born on Independence Day, June 12th.
I like making words up and using 2nd grade insults.
I'm seriously super shy when you first meet me, but if I get really comfortable talking to you then I'll talk your ear off and annoy the poop out of your butt.
I'm trying to draw more... I did this background.
I like it.
I think about Abraham Lincoln more and more every day.
My arms are dry... lotion's a good idea.
I always take my own myspace pictures because I don't really hang out with a lot of people... so I can't get those cool group shots which I one day hope to be a part of.
Writing this has made me pretty uncomfortable.
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Nov 16, 2007
Concerning Abraham Lincoln and jet packs.
I know this is a weird thought, but I always imagine what Abraham Lincoln would think if he saw a video game or a movie. Would it freak his bones out? I bet it would. He'd see something as simple as "Taxi Driver" and he'd have a Daisy Duke heart attack! It'd totally …
Apr 24, 2007
My Epic.
Int.- Dirty, cluttered apartment
A man is sitting in his underwear, watching tv. Then, he hears a window break in his bedroom. Underwear Man walks to his bedroom to see what all of the commotion is. He first sees glass shattered all over the floor.
Underwear Man: …
Apr 13, 2007
Leslie is a man's name.
Yeah, it is. I said it. Got a problem!? Yeah? You do!? Well....ummm....I guess we can take it outside. Outside into nature. Outside into the alleyways of nature. The alleyways of nature that are by the 222 bar. you know the place. That lil' old place. The one that …
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Music
AFI, After the Tragedy, Alesana, Alexisonfire, Armor for Sleep, Ash, At the Drive-In, Atari Teenage Riot, The Ataris, Audio Karate, The Baldwin Brothers, The Beatles, Beck, Behind Crimson Eyes, Between Home & Serenity, Blessthefall, Bloc Party, Blood Sweat & Tears, Blur, Broken Social Scene, Buddy Holly, Bush, A Change of Pace, Chiodos, Cibo Matto, Circa Survive, Coheed & Cambria, Comeback Kid, A Cutthroat Kiss, Dear Whoever, Death from Above 1979, Denver Harbor, Dieselboy, Driver Side Impact, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Dust Brothers, Emery, Endless Hallway, Every Time I Die, Eyes Set to Kill, Foo Fighters, Freezepop, From Autumn to Ashes, From First to Last, Genesis, Glassjaw, Gorillaz, Greeley Estates, Green Day, Happy Mondays, A Heartwell Ending, Idiot Pilot, In Case You're Curious, Incubus, A Jealousy Issue, Keepsake, Ladytron, Lit, Madison, Me Without You, My American Heart, My Chemical Romance, No Hollywood Ending, Norma Jean, Oasis, Ok Go, Plain White T's, The Postal Service, Quarashi, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rendezvous with the Kidnappers, Rites of Spring, Saosin, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Sirens Sister, The Skies Revolt, Stabbing Westward, Sugarcult, Sunny Day Real Estate, Super Furry Animals, t.A.T.u., A Thorn for Every Heart, Thursday, Tonight is Glory, Rosaline, Underoath, Vendetta Red, The Verve, We Are Scientists
ame ledisko(LÄDIKSSÖN), Sep 18, 2008:
Thank you for the photo comment love.Hilarious and sweet.:)
-ame
alixi chanèl., Sep 1, 2008:
heyy!
Chica Suave, Jul 29, 2008:
so how ahve you been?
, Jun 30, 2008:
Hey there! Be sure to pre-order our new album, Armada, tonight!!
roargh, Jun 29, 2008:
hi! so your arms are dry huh? life's hard
alixi chanèl., May 7, 2008:
i'm ol' greggggggggg! [: cheers, mate.
ame ledisko(LÄDIKSSÖN), Apr 16, 2008:
I agree completely with your caption,well said! ahahaha:)
Mindy, Jan 25, 2008:
haha, lets see here. ive got lots of grounds to cover, so here goes:
1. every time i die is one of the best best besttt bands ever. but they will bever come up here becuae their record label hates vermont apparantly. :[
2. im prety sure i would woop your anus at guitar hero. ive had some intnse training.
3. thats steve, i love him. he has a band aide on his head now because it fell off spidermans belly....it kinda ended up there. but its cute so im not taking it off.
4. i kinda want a mustache too.
:D
Chica Suave, Jan 19, 2008:
hahaha Cool. I think of Circa Survuve as well, along with Chico Suave, who was a ridiculous rapper in the 90's. Your name makes me think of...France? haha idk Anyways. I'm swell. i enjoy your art. I probably should get my art up with my photography. How's GA? i've only driven through it...once And flown into it 4 times.
Chica Suave, Jan 19, 2008:
Ciao How are you?