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/// Voix_Amortie.

Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all jazz is for.

22 years old

Hartwell, GA

Male

THIS IS TOTALLY ABOUT ME

Okay, so about me...

I was born in New Jersey.
I have 7 legs, but 5 of them don't exist.
That's right, I have a bagina.
I clean it daily.
I named her Pearl.
When I touch it, I say I'm "polishing my pearl".

I grow very sad facial hair.
I was born on Independence Day, June 12th.
I like making words up and using 2nd grade insults.

I'm seriously super shy when you first meet me, but if I get really comfortable talking to you then I'll talk your ear off and annoy the poop out of your butt.

I'm trying to draw more... I did this background.
I like it.

I think about Abraham Lincoln more and more every day.

My arms are dry... lotion's a good idea.

I always take my own myspace pictures because I don't really hang out with a lot of people... so I can't get those cool group shots which I one day hope to be a part of.

Writing this has made me pretty uncomfortable.

Blog - see all 3

Concerning Abraham Lincoln and jet packs. Nov 16

I know this is a weird thought, but I always imagine what Abraham Lincoln would think if he saw a video game or a movie.

My Epic. Apr 24

A simple story about a man in his underwear.

Leslie is a man's name. Apr 13

"Humidity still thinks I live in Iceland"


Friends - see all 152

The Skies Revolt's Picture Drop Dead, Gorgeous's Picture My American Heart's Picture Valleen's Picture Säsh Mc Gein's Picture Peggy's Picture Chuck Tuck's Picture lovely_clare's Picture Molly's Picture

Groups - see all 7

The Dwight Schrute Fanclub Group The Monstaaa Gathering  Group The The Office Group The Photoshop & Illustrator Group The Unbeardable Group

My Music


Comments - see all 113

ame ledisko(LÄDIKSSÖN) says:

Thank you for the photo comment love.Hilarious and sweet.:) -ame

posted Sep 18


iixila. says:

heyy!

posted Sep 1


Chica Suave says:

so how ahve you been?

posted Jul 29


says:

Hey there! Be sure to pre-order our new album, Armada, tonight!!

posted Jun 30


roargh says:

hi! so your arms are dry huh? life's hard

posted Jun 29


iixila. says:

i'm ol' greggggggggg! [: cheers, mate.

posted May 7


ame ledisko(LÄDIKSSÖN) says:

I agree completely with your caption,well said! ahahaha:)

posted Apr 16


Mindy says:

haha, lets see here. ive got lots of grounds to cover, so here goes: 1. every time i die is one of the best best besttt bands ever. but they will bever come up here becuae their record label hates vermont apparantly. :[ 2. im prety sure i would woop your anus at guitar hero. ive had some intnse training. 3. thats steve, i love him. he has a band aide on his head now because it fell off spidermans belly....it kinda ended up there. but its cute so im not taking it off. 4. i kinda want a mustache too. :D

posted Jan 25


Chica Suave says:

hahaha Cool. I think of Circa Survuve as well, along with Chico Suave, who was a ridiculous rapper in the 90's. Your name makes me think of...France? haha idk Anyways. I'm swell. i enjoy your art. I probably should get my art up with my photography. How's GA? i've only driven through it...once And flown into it 4 times.

posted Jan 19


Chica Suave says:

Ciao How are you?

posted Jan 19


Junk Solo says:

cuz ya hip to the hop and ya dont da-dont dont stop! as im walking to my car a think maybe i should walk back in and karate kick the first person i see in the jugular. fuck yer jugulars!!

posted Jan 18


Molly says:

oh i toootally know what you're talking about..i hate that! or when you're getting to the most excitting part of a dream where everything is figured out..then you wake up. UGHH i hate that. lol

posted Dec 5


evani riley. says:

abe= freedom > slavery.___________abes the bomb

posted Dec 4


Molly says:

oh definately KARmal... you say it care-a-mel? lol..well question for you. how do you say bagel? bag-ul. like..purse bag. or bay-gul. that was difficult lol.

posted Dec 3


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