Yeah, it is. I said it. Got a problem!? Yeah? You do!? Well....ummm....I guess we can take it outside. Outside into nature. Outside into the alleyways of nature. The alleyways of nature that are by the 222 bar. you know the place. That lil' old place. The one that smells like soggy Arby's curly fries? Yeah. That one. I'll use my fists to literally beat the piss out of you. Don't think I can do it? That just gives me all the more of a reason to do it.

Ya know the saying "Anything's possible"? Yeah, the guy who coined that phrase was talkin' about me. Ask me to do it, and I can. Doesn't mean I will. But I can. Ask me to do something right now. DO IT! Ask me to do something. Okay, if you asked me to do something, I could do it. But I just don't want to right now. Why? Because I like being on your bad side, that's why.

Some people wake up on the wrong side of the bed. I live on the wrong side of the bed. And here's a bit of trivia, the wrong side of the bed is the left side.

One time, I was in Iceland and humidity called me a pussy. I beat the shit out of humidity. Humidity still thinks I live in Iceland. That's why it doesn't go there anymore.

I'm not from the wrong side of the tracks. I'm from THE tracks. It's where badasses like me come from. People from the wrong side of the tracks have herpes. I don't have herpes. I have Testosterone.

Some people vomit stomach acid and what they ate earlier that day. When I vomit, I vomit manhood.