Wherever you are, it's probably Hank's birthday.

Which means it's probably my birthday, which means it also Tony's birthday, the bass player for a band I know. Really, what are the chances of two people in a country band, sharing a birthday with the lovesick blues boy himself?

(Originally printed in the Side A anthology, but of course much bigger and physical. Go buy a book if you wanna hold it.)

Happy Birthday Hank, I still reckon yer something like the Red Cross.