Danger, Danger

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Just Doin' His Job

I recently refinanced my mortgage and, being a glutton for punishment, I am trying to buy an additional property. In order to make a qualified offer, I am getting my loan letter in order - hoping for the most favorable response to my low bid.

The mortgage company just …

Arizona Sports Teams

..will break your heart.

Every time.

more. more. more. more.

Still Funny

Years later, still true:

(2) There are two organizations pushing for change in November--al Qaeda and the Democratic party. And they both have the same message: "We're going to fix you, America." On the whole, the terrorists have a more straightforward plan for fixing …

Jabba ♥ Obama

Or, at least, he is very disappointed in Hillary. Make that disgusted.

Wow, how bad do you have to be as a lefty to make Michael Moore disgusted?

Art? Abortion as Art?

Well, it apparently passes for art in academia:

Beginning next Tuesday, Shvarts will be displaying her senior art project, a documentation of a nine-month process during which she artificially inseminated herself "as often as possible" while periodically taking …

The Church of Oprah

Is Oprah Starting Her Own Cult?

And nothing new for Oprah, who's now so wildly wealthy that shes exceeded literally any famous person she might interview. Parade magazine puts her 2007 income at $260 million, the most of any celebrity and $150 million more than Steven …

The Real Costs of Single Parenthood

Once again, Tony is right on:

No, it's moral backbone, and there's no program that will implant one where it is absent. And so the cycle is now in a self-fueling frenzy

Disturbing

...but catchy

Warning: Don't click it if you don't want the phrase "shake yo' poak chops" stuck in your head.

Then there is the disturbing part, gyrating girls who are much too young to be 'dancing' like that.

(oh yeah, found it on Perez)

Looking At The Big Picture

A classic case of wanting instant gratification, without bothering to think about the possible long-term consequences.

...thanks to Monroe's own estate claiming that she was a New Yorker, there's no longer a right of publicity for Monroe, and photographers who own Monroe …

Couch Tripping

Special Agent Johnny Utah just moved to Austin

Austin City Limits Music Festival just announced this years line up.

Sounds like the makings of a road trip

We're Number 4!

Forbes.com made a list of the cities that suffer the most sports misery - and we couldn't even win that.

Still, at number four, there is lots to whine about. I've said it many times, Arizona sports teams will break your heart. Well, not the Cardinals - no one ever …

Love Is All Around

Perhaps my single readers would be interested in this tip for finding your soulmate.

Register at a forum. The example I am using is AZ Central, but I hardly think these poor lonely, lost souls trawling the internet are limiting their search to our local news site.

I …

What Year Is This?

During Idol Gives Back this evening, Robin Williams came out for a little skit. A little skit so full of old Russian stereotypes it wouldn't even have been funny if it had been delivered by Yakov Smirnoff during the Cold War.

Not only was the humor outdated, it …

Just About Covers It

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Graph Jam is consistently cracking me up. They aren't all winners, though most are at least worthy of a chuckle - and some are brilliant.

Not saying this is one of the brilliant ones, it was just one of the fitting ones

What Year Is This?

During Idol Gives Back this evening, Robin Williams came out for a little skit. A little skit so full of old Russian stereotypes it wouldn't even have been funny if it had been delivered by Yakov Smirnoff during the Cold War.

Not only was the humor outdated, it …

Headline of the Week

Lovesick Prison Guard Who Helped Kansas Inmates Escape Says She Feels Used

Gee, ya' think?

Charleton Heston - R.I.P.

Charlton Heston has passed away at the age of 84.

There seems to be some confusion over his date of birth..or his age. Some sites have him born in 1923, some in 1924 - all seem to say he was 84. Since he was born in October, and this is 2008, he must have been born in …

Made For Each Other

Can't image why Ted Turner and Jane Fonda got divorced, they are like two peas in a pod. Two nutty, nutty peas.

Overheard at the Office

"I was rubbing one part and rubbed this off of something"