Hahaa!! OMG, you've got to read this awesome blog... it's written by an 82 year old woman. This post in particular has me absolutely cracking up... there's so many classic lines in it!

Talking about all the debates & info out there (and how anyone could still be undecided):

"Honey, I trust you can read. Please do because this is important."

Talking about Palin:

"Honestly, there are more beavers in Alaska than people. But this is the person who is going to explain the complexities of one of the largest economies on the globe to John McCain. I'm pretty sure they don't have enough fingers and toes between them to count that high."

Talking about McCain:

"If I hear that McCain is a Maverick one more time I just might throw myself to the floor and break a hip. A maverick is an independent individual who doesn't go along with a group or party. If John McCain's a maverick I am one of those cheerleaders on the sidelines of Harold's beloved Dallas Cowboys."

To all of you who are undecided:

"So tell me again why you are undecided?

Oh yes I forgot. The terrorists are going to get us.

Folks, I'm tired of living in fear. Life is too short. How about we try hope and optimism again and see how that works. It created the greatest nation in history and the world is better for it.

Thanks for stopping by everyone. If I find out that you didn't take the time to vote, I will ask Matthew to ban you from this web page blog. I mean it. Really."

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Seriously, how awesome is she!? I want to hug her! Read more of her hilarious quips on http://margaretandhelen.wordpress.com. <3