You know what's up, you except its every Friday and here it is. Friday Distractions -- The April Fools Editions (which doesn't contain any actual April Fools jokes). Enjoy!

• This is probably only interesting to me; not because its political or what its about, but because the person is question is someone I went to school with. I call a got earlier this week from Washington Post in relation to this article. Monica went to Messiah, was year book editor, did all those school government things that look great on resumes; I had no idea who she was; but now I'm curious. Sonya remembers her a bit more than I ... anyway, weird to be somewhat directly related to relevant American political scandals -- further evidence that the name Monica is supremely fit for scandal.


• Wow, I've seen just about everything, but this is insane; Kermit singing Hurt" (yeah, I know its fake, but its still funny)


• ""It [global warming] is a very valid issue," Travolta declared. "I'm wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities..." says the crazy man with 5 private jets


• 20 Worst Lyrics of All Time


• WTF CNN is nothing but odd and random news feeds generated by CNN's Latest News on their site)


• 30 useless (but interesting) facts


• Google Maps gets a little too cute with its directions (look at #21)


• The farting squirrel that saved the world. So YES!


• Obviously, don't miss the new (official) Spiderman 3 trailer.


• Giant Scrabble letters for your wall. I don't care if its for kids, I'd love this somewhere in my office.


• The most ... um ... gross TV commercial ever from Panasonic, sometimes High Definition is too high ...


• Office Platoon. Mmmm, Adagio For Strings


• The Fartrix


• Would you eat bread that looked like a real(ish) face or hands or feet? I wouldn't ... or would I? (via)


• Top 10 Beer myths, I'm not sure I've ever believed any of these ... but interesting nonetheless (this is for you Luke)

SONG OF THE MOMENT:
Now You're Man -- from South Park