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    <title>wiseacre  |  paul armstrong</title>
    <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Designer of things. Developer of stuff. Programmer of bits. Prognosticator of distractions. Unloader of wisdom. Father of spawn. Husband to hotness.

<a href="http://wiseacredesign.com">Wiseacre Design</a>
<a href="http://wiseacrephoto.com">Wiseacre Photo</a>
<a href="http://armstrongcircus.com">Armstrong Family Circus</a>
<a href="http://flickr.com/photos/wiseacre">Flickr</a>
<a href="http://twitter.com/wiseacre">Twitter</a>
<a href="http://wiseacre.tumblr.com">Tumbr</a>


<b>Other works:</b>
<a href="http://webwithoutwords.com">web.without.words</a>
<a href="http://dearphotographer.com">Dear Photographer</a>
<a href="http://oopsyoufailed.com">Oops You Failed</a>
<a href="http://unsubstantiatedrumors.com">Unsubstantiated Rumors</a>]]></description>
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      <title>If you use jQuery and haven't heard or used jQuery Tools, I highly...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6087865</link>
      <description><![CDATA[If you use jQuery and haven&#039;t heard or used jQuery Tools, I highly recommend; amazing set of jQuery tools: <a href="http://bit.ly/9iXbu" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/9iXbu</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:25:23 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Developing for IE6 is like changing traffic rules on highways to allow for...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6081845</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Developing for IE6 is like changing traffic rules on highways to allow for horse lanes.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 07:15:48 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6081845</guid>
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      <title>Man Caves ... wow: http://bit.ly/2Wqn5F some are literal caves, some are...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6080825</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Man Caves ... wow: <a href="http://bit.ly/2Wqn5F" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/2Wqn5F</a> some are literal caves, some are more or less small arsenals]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:16:14 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>In the kingdom of the blind, the ones that wake up early to drink copious...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6079966</link>
      <description><![CDATA[In the kingdom of the blind, the ones that wake up early to drink copious amounts of coffee, are King]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:15:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>RT @thatsjustelliot: "do you have to take pills to grow boobs? Let me know...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6079965</link>
      <description><![CDATA[RT <a href="http://twitter.com/thatsjustelliot" target="_blank">@thatsjustelliot</a>: &quot;do you have to take pills to grow boobs? Let me know so that I don&#039;t take one by accident&quot;]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:15:05 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>So I signed up for a Cargo account; now what do I put on there ......</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6072675</link>
      <description><![CDATA[So I signed up for a Cargo account; now what do I put on there ... photography or design? Or both? or pictures of bacon?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:29:38 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Apparently I need to perfect the art of bacon styled photography; is there...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6072674</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Apparently I need to perfect the art of bacon styled photography; is there such a thing?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:29:38 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>So I go to eat more of my sandwich to realize that I completely devoured it...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6063805</link>
      <description><![CDATA[So I go to eat more of my sandwich to realize that I completely devoured it - i think i have another personality that&#039;s fat]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:27:17 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Never value the time it takes to get a project done more than the results of...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6059917</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Never value the time it takes to get a project done more than the results of the project.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:32:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>If you haven't seen it already, I highly recommend Information Is Beautiful...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6056618</link>
      <description><![CDATA[If you haven&#039;t seen it already, I highly recommend Information Is Beautiful (<a href="http://bit.ly/SZrrP" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/SZrrP</a>) great info graphic repository]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:39:32 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6056618</guid>
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      <title>Who says being Twitter-famous doesn't pay? If you're funny enough, you might...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6049222</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Who says being Twitter-famous doesn&#039;t pay? If you&#039;re funny enough, you might get a TV pilot: <a href="http://bit.ly/1nTTz1" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/1nTTz1</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:11:05 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6049222</guid>
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      <title>men crying is always awkward, but it doesn't help when you cry weird &amp;...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6043011</link>
      <description><![CDATA[men crying is always awkward, but it doesn&#039;t help when you cry weird &amp; uncoordinated, like a drunken cat]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:11:29 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>A father knows he's not only old, but reaching a point where he has no idea...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6043010</link>
      <description><![CDATA[A father knows he&#039;s not only old, but reaching a point where he has no idea what he&#039;s doing when his daughter needs a training bra]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:11:28 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6043010</guid>
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      <title>If I could put a face to how Monday feels, I think it would be this:...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6039090</link>
      <description><![CDATA[If I could put a face to how Monday feels, I think it would be this: <a href="http://bit.ly/4A2Ee1" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/4A2Ee1</a> - wouldn&#039;t you agree?]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:11:50 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6039090</guid>
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      <title>The most amazing Wikipedia entry I've seen: http://bit.ly/4CVuKQ (one must...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6037758</link>
      <description><![CDATA[The most amazing Wikipedia entry I&#039;ve seen: <a href="http://bit.ly/4CVuKQ" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/4CVuKQ</a> (one must assume then there are cats with authentic diplomas)]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:12:53 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6037758</guid>
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      <title>Don't, I repeat, DO NOT, get an LG dishwasher. Ours broke in just over 2...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6037757</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Don&#039;t, I repeat, DO NOT, get an LG dishwasher. Ours broke in just over 2 years w/known motor issues. Its a crap product.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:12:52 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6037757</guid>
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      <title>If you've ever wondered if its possible to have both a very cute as well as...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6036305</link>
      <description><![CDATA[If you&#039;ve ever wondered if its possible to have both a very cute as well as completely depressing photo; I think it is: <a href="http://bit.ly/3BKgOg" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/3BKgOg</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:12:34 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6036305</guid>
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      <title>Sometimes getting what you want compromises the things you need.</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6033939</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Sometimes getting what you want compromises the things you need.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:14:23 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6033939</guid>
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      <title>I got my photos posted from today's Bengals win against the Ravens:...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6022617</link>
      <description><![CDATA[I got my photos posted from today&#039;s Bengals win against the Ravens: <a href="http://bit.ly/gGAac" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/gGAac</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:30:20 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6022617</guid>
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      <title>Just waiting around, today I'm apparently @chrisbergman and I will do all I...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6015294</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Just waiting around, today I&#039;m apparently <a href="http://twitter.com/chrisbergman" target="_blank">@chrisbergman</a> and I will do all I can to further sully his name <a href="http://yfrog.com/78e3ij" target="_blank">http://yfrog.com/78e3ij</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:48:01 -0800</pubDate>
      <guid>http://virb.com/wiseacre/posts/status/6015294</guid>
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