Yarr Mom
26 years old
Denver, CO
Male
About
I'm awesome. Sometimes, I stare in the mirror for days at a time. Most people in Canada would pay me for oral sex. I'm 7' tall, and shoot fire balls from my eyes. People worship me. I think consensual sex is overrated. Rape me. I'm a time traveler. Atlantis was nice, but there was no cell service. I was Mary's pimp. Bitch still owes me $40 for hookin' her up with that angel. Moby Dick was a coke habit. I caught the dragon once, but I was too high to hold on to it. Does this bulimia make me look skinny? I'm pansexual. I once got it on with a one legged transsexual prostitute named Steve. I gave him/her crabs. My other car is a donkey show. You can sit shotgun if you'd like. I sell radioactive toothpaste in my spare time.
66 Rising, Mar 5, 2008:
We're glad you did Barnaby Jones! It's one of our favorites to play! Hope to see you out at a show sometime!
[dani.], Feb 27, 2008:
snap. me and nick are going to the ballet on sunday night.
Gagosian Liga, Feb 18, 2008:
"We all admire the spangled acrobat with classical grace meticulously walking his tight rope in the talcum light; but how much rarer art there is in the sagging rope expert wearing scarecrow clothes and impersonating a grotesque drunk! I should know." (Vladimir Nabokov)
Thank you for your friendship! Musical greetings from Munich/Germany!
Feel free to download my music!
SuicideGirls, Jan 30, 2008:
Punk Rock Pinup Girls at SuicideGirls!
Arcturus Bound, Oct 2, 2007:
uhm... yeah! woo!