Turner Brown

Skinny little guy gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:

"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

The white man …

Why I Love Tobi...

Tobian Hawkins: Hey lessie get at me when u get this
Yaya: hey slut!
Yaya: lol
Tobian Hawkins: Hey
Tobian Hawkins: I have a preg friend who wants pics
Yaya: cool
Tobian Hawkins: But
Yaya: But...What?
Tobian Hawkins: She doesn't have a lotta cash
Tobian Hawkins: …

Superbad

I went to go see this movie last night with a group of friends. Got the tickets hours in advanced because we had a feeling that it would be sold out since it was a much-anticipated movie. Sure enough! We got there an hour before the show started and the theatre was …