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    <title>Yaya</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[the name is yaya. born on 05.20.80 under the taurus sign. latina, brown, & proud! raised in mcallen, tx & currently residing in houston. in-love with photography & in-lust with her cello. not your typical "girly-girl" that collects make-up & plays with pink fluffy stuff. grew up beating up boys & stealing their g.i. joes for her barbies. loves tattoos & enjoys getting inked by her dear & most talented friend yael. spending time with her friends & family is what makes her happy. very down-to-earth, easy going, open minded, sometimes loud, bitchy, & painfully blunt. has bigger balls than most men. any questions?]]></description>
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      <title>Turner Brown</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/yaya/posts/text/226994</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Skinny little guy  gets  into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:

"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 23:26:44 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Why I Love Tobi...</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/yaya/posts/text/198631</link>
      <description><![CDATA[Tobian Hawkins: Hey lessie get at me when u get this
Yaya: hey slut!
Yaya: lol
Tobian Hawkins: Hey
Tobian Hawkins: I have a preg friend who wants pics
Yaya: cool
Tobian Hawkins: But
Yaya: But...What?
Tobian Hawkins: She doesn't have a lotta cash
Tobian Hawkins: Lol
Tobian Hawkins: She told me to tell u dat lmao
Yaya: ...and I'm some kind of charity program's photographer or what?
Tobian Hawkins: Omg...U bitch!
Tobian Hawkins: Lol
Yaya: lmao
Yaya: I ain't charging her.
Yaya: All she needs to do is pay for her prints.
Tobian Hawkins: Ok cool
Tobian Hawkins: Lol
Yaya: & of course, she can always tip me.
Yaya: LOL
Tobian Hawkins: Cool
Tobian Hawkins: Hey u want me to give u her number or her urs?
Yaya: Yeah, give me her number.
Yaya: Tell her I might call her sometime this weekend.
Yaya: How many months is she?
Tobian Hawkins: Ok
Tobian Hawkins: 281755???? tiffany
Tobian Hawkins: She's due anymoment now
Tobian Hawkins: Lol
Yaya: Oh damn...
Tobian Hawkins: She like 8 mnths
Yaya: Oh bitch, she can give me a few days.
Yaya: lol
Tobian Hawkins: So yea we mite wanna call her soon
Tobian Hawkins: Hey call her now and let her know
Tobian Hawkins: She been askin me but I been a delinquent bitch
Tobian Hawkins: Lol
Tobian Hawkins: Now I gotta rush u
Tobian Hawkins: Lol
Yaya: lol
Yaya: You are whoreable!
Yaya: I mean... Horrible!
Yaya: :P
Tobian Hawkins: Lol
Tobian Hawkins: I'm either one rite now lmao
Tobian Hawkins: U get the name and number?
Yaya: Yeah, I will call her in 15 min.
Yaya: I'll let you know.
Tobian Hawkins: Ok imma txt her and let her know lol
Tobian Hawkins: So now if u don't call it'll be on u
Tobian Hawkins: Lmao
Yaya: stfu
Yaya: lmao
Tobian Hawkins: Lmao
Yaya: fuck it..I am calling her now.
Yaya: & tell her if it says Uknown Caller, that its me...since Ninfa has her fucking number on private mode.
Tobian Hawkins: Lol
Yaya: Did you text her?
Tobian Hawkins: No I'm bout to
Yaya: ugh...you whore
Tobian Hawkins: I just did
Yaya: cool
Yaya: let me call her
Yaya: Left her a message.
Yaya: Now its up to her!
Yaya: lmao
Tobian Hawkins: U bitch
Tobian Hawkins: She didn't answer?
Yaya: I know...lol
Yaya: Nope
Tobian Hawkins: She may be delivering rite now!!! Ur too fuckin late
Tobian Hawkins: Lol
Yaya: LMAO
Tobian Hawkins: U left ur number?
Yaya: Probably false alarm...she just had to go dookie.
Tobian Hawkins: U bitch
Tobian Hawkins: Lol
Yaya: lol
Yaya: Yeah, I left her my number.
Tobian Hawkins: Lol
Yaya: Told her to call me back within the next 5 minutes or else, there wouldn't be no fucking picture taking sessions.
Yaya: & to bare with me 'til Sunday since I got a lot of shit to do this week...
Yaya: for her to close her legs & suck that baby back inside if she feels it coming.
Tobian Hawkins: Omg, U bitch!
Tobian Hawkins: U are going to hell!!!
Yaya: & you're coming with me whore...
Yaya: Remember that! 
Tobian Hawkins: Auryte!
Tobian Hawkins: But I get to drive the bus, otay!
Yaya: lmao
Tobian Hawkins: Lmao!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:33:07 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Superbad</title>
      <link>http://virb.com/yaya/posts/text/182478</link>
      <description><![CDATA[<center><img src="http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g298/photogenicwhorebag/superbad_bigposter.jpg" /></center>

I went to go see this movie last night with a group of friends. Got the tickets hours in advanced because we had a feeling that it would be sold out since it was a much-anticipated movie. Sure enough! We got there an hour before the show started and the theatre was jam packed! We managed to find good seats, so we sat and waited for a remainder of 40 minutes. (Which gave me plenty of time to get up and go pee before the movie started. I know, TMI!) Anyway... I have to say that this movie didn't disappointed me at all. From start to finish I was laughing so hard that I teared up. Totally loved it and in my opinion it is the funniest movie of 2007! Then again, I can't think of any other funny movie for 2007. Hmm... Anywho... GO SEE IT! You're going to have an awesome time laughing your ass off. :)

-Yaya]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:15:06 -0700</pubDate>
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